1. It is revealed between now and inauguration that Obama is NOT an American citizen.
2. John McCain is given a permanent spot on Saturday Night Live. He may be an old republican but he's funny!
3. Joe Biden completes the transition into idiocy and doesn't just put is foot in his mouth constantly, but starts tripping over air thus becoming the next Gerald Ford.
4. In 2012, Sarah Palin becomes the first female President of the United States instead of Hillary Clinton who has been trying to be the prez since 1992.
5. Bill Clinton realizes that he's white and shouldn't be living in Harlem.
6. The same liberal media that subliminally campaigned for and elected a supporter of the Fairness Doctrine is held to that doctrine and only allowed to report and air FAIR facts with no leaning to the left or right "because everything has to be fair".
7. Hardworking, taxpaying people like my husband and myself are suddenly collecting "spreading the wealth-fare" payments under a new presidential regime.
8. For you Utahns, something happened at the voting booth and instead of voting for Huntsman, you unknowingly voted for Superdell who then became the next governor of Utah. (Ok, not so much funny as terrifying).
9. This one is so bad that I can't say it without being branded a hatemonger so I'll just say this would be really funny: sometime between now and inauguration day, Joe Biden a.k.a Gerry Ford II becomes president and we spend the next 4 years watching him fall out of Air Force One.
10. Joe Biden becomes president and chooses Dick Cheney as his VP, only to go on a hunting trip where they are accidently wounded when they mistake the other one for a deer.
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