Quotes of the Week

"Are you interested in joining (the CIA)? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program." --Peter Falk's character in The In-Laws

"I love women. If it weren't for women, well, this country'd be full o' queers, to be honest with ya." --Larry the Cable Guy


"It's uter-US not uter-YOU".---Homer Simpson


"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"--Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"--Elaine the stewardess, Airplane



Feel free to add your own, folks. Enjoy.