Open Letter To Idiots...

To the idiots in Washington D.C.: STOP SPENDING MY MONEY!!!!!! How am I supposed to put my money back into the economy if you keep spending it for crap like National Mall renovations and labeling that "stimulus"? You obviously think the American people are stupid, but I'm not. There is no way on this green earth that the items listed in your Stimulus package stimulating to the economy. Let's talk about the money you want to give to renovate parts of Washington D.C, or the money you're giving away to projects like building roads that won't even happen for another 5 years? And the tax cuts for nontaxpayers? Do you think that nontaxpayers are the only people struggling from paycheck to paycheck? Thanks to you, because I have no children, I pay more taxes than I ever did. I get very little of that back in a refund, while married couples with children get all of their witholdings returned to them plus money in the form of child tax credits. The problem with this is that people like me with no children, live paycheck to paycheck just like families do. So the misconception that childless couples and single people have money to give away is CRAP!!! Thanks to you, you have totally screwed up the economy by "bailing out" the people that need it least. Thanks to you, the economy and the job market is so screwed up that the bachelor's degree that I worked so hard for is not worth the paper it's printed on. You are the biggest idiots on the planet if you think that hundreds of billions of dollars appropriated to special interest groups in the name of stimulus is going to change the economy for the better. The best thing you can do is NOTHING AND STOP SPENDING MY MONEY!!!

To the California octuplet lady: what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you undergoing fertility treatments and treating your uterus like a gumball machine when you have no husband? My problem with you is not that you "brought children into this horrible world" like some liberal d&*^#es are saying, my problem with you is that you did all of this without a husband. So now, not only are your children without a father and obvious means of support, but my hard earned money is being taken from me to pay for your welfare. You're an idiot. Did you think you were going to get your own show on the Discovery channel? Or that Extreme Home Makeover is going to come build you a new free house the size of the Superdome? Seriously, if you had thought any of this through for a minute you might have decided not to cram your uterus full of embryos like a gumball machine. You also have the nerve to ask for privacy when you turned yourself into a freak show. You can't turn your life into a freak show and expect people to ignore you.

To the octuplet lady's medical "professionals": Get your story straight. Stop saying she was pregnant when she came to you only to turn around and say you only implanted a few embryos. This is not a case of a woman using a donor and taking matters into her own hands. These were embryos--growing combinations of egg and sperm. But one of you agreed with her idea to be a human gumball machine and kept putting them in there. And your excuse of "well we told her she could selectively abort" is crap. One of you acted unethically when most fertility specialists would only implant 3 or 4. But eight? What's wrong with you? You're supposed to be professionals, you're supposed to know the toll that would take on someone's body and you decided eight was a good idea. Talk about violating the Hippocratic oath: first do no harm. Maybe she'll sue you and win. Then I won't have to pay for her welfare.